i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
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Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
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Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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