Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Randomize
