You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
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So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
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He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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