who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
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We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
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I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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