I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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