there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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