Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
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You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
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Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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