have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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