he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
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We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
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Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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