Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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