All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
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My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties