where am i from again
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
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dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
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Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.