The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
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My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
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I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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