So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
i came on her dog
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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