the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
My vagina is very pro this idea
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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