I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
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I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
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We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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