So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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