I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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