I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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