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the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
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im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
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Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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