fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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