Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
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I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
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im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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