it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
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I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
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By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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