I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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