so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
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How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
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No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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