I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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