But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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