yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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