I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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