I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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