The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
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the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
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Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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