you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
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Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
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It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
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