They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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