I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
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i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
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he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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