Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
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His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
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VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
be right there i have to get my cape
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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