what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
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Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
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Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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