I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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