Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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