if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
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just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
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I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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