hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
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Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
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Also, beer. Big fan.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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