There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
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