The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
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Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
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I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
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