He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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