Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Randomize
