I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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