So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I got her a Nickelback box set.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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