Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
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This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
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I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?