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(205): View more from Alabama

I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.

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(443): View more from Maryland

You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.

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(650): View more from California

I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes

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(931): View more from Tennessee

EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?

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(303): View more from Colorado

I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet

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(703): View more from Virginia

I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review

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