i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
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Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
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Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Someone came in the potted fern
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.