just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
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Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
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DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
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