C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him