I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
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I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
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The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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