I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
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I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
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I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
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I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review