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I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
