Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
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you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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