i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Randomize