I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
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dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
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margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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