do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
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