Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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