Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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